Tuesday, August 14, 2007
If someone called me "Turd Blossom", I would not think it was endearing.
But consider this. Not only did The Decider use this dookie-focused term as a nickname for his long time friend, one of my Republican friends used to announce loudly that I had the "Hershey Squirts" for no apparent reason back when we were in college. By announce I mean shout it across campus, down dorm hallways, across crowded cafeterias...you get the idea.
Maybe poop is the GOP's way to tell you they love you.
Which I guess could explain their policies.
Note to Some Guy: In response to the "turd blossom" image search, google gave a partial nude on page 2, a nasty-pimple-rash ass on page 12, and a photo-shopped nude Cheney/Bush embrace on page 30. Your theory holds.