Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Just saying

If someone called me "Turd Blossom", I would not think it was endearing.

But consider this. Not only did The Decider use this dookie-focused term as a nickname for his long time friend, one of my Republican friends used to announce loudly that I had the "Hershey Squirts" for no apparent reason back when we were in college. By announce I mean shout it across campus, down dorm hallways, across crowded cafeterias...you get the idea.

Maybe poop is the GOP's way to tell you they love you.

Which I guess could explain their policies.

Note to Some Guy: In response to the "turd blossom" image search, google gave a partial nude on page 2, a nasty-pimple-rash ass on page 12, and a photo-shopped nude Cheney/Bush embrace on page 30. Your theory holds.


Chris said...

Haha! Thanks for the new data! I think I ran across that same Cheney/Bush embrace picture. Yuck!

Bramley Apple Pies! said...

T.C. isn't interet-saavy enough to respond so I'll stand up for him.


History will prove all you lib-tards wrong. Bask in your glory now, as the ignorant MSM doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground. Ergo, you have the upper hand. For now.

Melinda June said...

Don't you mean lib-turds? I mean, you like me, right?

You're welcome, Chris. Your google image idea is a stroke of genius.