Tips for Flying No. 1: Feign Sleeping

When you're a half an hour into a four hour flight and you see this:

it's best to feign sleep, preferably with an eye mask so that it won't see your eyes flicker. But whatever you do, do NOT make eye contact, smile, or say anything that sounds like "peekaboo."


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