Update in Haiku...A narrative of my life...Since we last caught up
My friend Brad arrived Shortly after my last post. Hooray! A new guest! He brought me pickles, Surstromming , and berry snus . The pickles were great. We went to Scotland So Brad could see the UK. It rained. Constantly. We took my Audi Through the hills, along the coast. The drive was lovely. Glaswegians chew gum and spit it on the sidewalk. They're full of gum dots. I like museums But Brad is not keen on them. We walked. In the rain. We had a Guinness At the longest bar in town. And we had snus, too. We walked. In the rain. Brad peed in a dark alley Whilst I talked to Tim. I wanted chinese. Brad ate prawn crackers and lived. No hives or choking. The rain didn’t stop. We saw the country by car. It was a bummer. The hotel desk clerk Told us to try a curry. Brad plugged the loo there. Brad liked all the sheep But did not “help them over The fence”, as they say. Once Brad left, school called. I wrote three major papers In three short d...