I just had an in-the-mouth belch that sounding surprisingly like the start of "Modern Love" by David Bowie. I wonder if that's where he got his inspiration?


I thought you didn't burp? Will you be trying to say the alphabet whilst belching next?
Melinda June said…
In-the-mouth, meaning echoing only in my head, therefore not a burp.
Kireliols said…
That's like saying the loud gurgles that occur in your lower abs aren't prefarts when everyone knows where they're headed.
Dale said…
Your burps know when to go out, know when to stay in.
Melinda June said…
Dale, that might be my favourite joke you've ever made.

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