Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Self service profiling

If I'm not going to offer a profile featuring 29 levels of compatibility, there's a lot of other crap out there to fill the void. Wonderturtle linked to this quiz....and it looks like I'm a hottie! Whoo HOOO! (Note: not being a stupid hottie, I did not expose my breasts whilst whooping.)

You Are Definitely a Hot Chick

While your little black book isn't as thick as Paris Hilton's...
You get the most dates of any girl you know
It's your whole five star package that attracts men -
Your looks, your charm, and your ability tie a cherry with your tongue.

And that led to this:

You're a Part Time Maneater

While you're not a black widow, you've definitely left a few guys feeling used and abused.
You're only out for fun, but sometimes you get a little carried away with your flirting.
Cute guys tend to make you lose control. You really can't help it!
You're a good girl at heart... you just can't help but let your bad girl side out sometimes!

And these:

Your Famous Movie Kiss is from The Empire Strikes Back

"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."

You Are 32% Paranoid Schizophrenic

You're pretty grounded, though you have your occasional paranoid moments.
Just make sure to ignore those voices in your head!

You Are a Night Person

For you, there's nothing worse than having to get up and moving early.
In fact, you probably don't hit your peak until well after the sun has set.
So if your struggling to make it on a normal schedule, realize it's not your fault.
You just weren't meant to do anything during the day!

You are Bettie Page

Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with a unique look
And the people who like you are cultish about it

Your Superpower Should Be Mind Reading

You are brilliant, insightful, and intuitive.
You understand people better than they would like to be understood.
Highly sensitive, you are good at putting together seemingly irrelevant details.
You figure out what's going on before anyone knows that anything is going on!

Why you would be a good superhero: You don't care what people think, and you'd do whatever needed to be done

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Feeling even more isolated than you do now

And most importantly:

You Scored an A

You got 10/10 questions correct.

It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors.
If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs.
As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human.
And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.


michaelg said...

I'm a hot chick too! Together are we a coop or a flock?

kirelimel said...

Ahem...exposing your breasts does NOT make you stupid! Some very smart women I know have done just that! All that beer I drank made me stupid but not my boobs, though, one might assume from the size of them that my i.q. was quite low.

Echo said...

I knew it...

Melinda June said...

That's why we were so popular in high school, michaelg.

Yes, Kirst, you're lucky that Girls Gone Wild didn't find you in your early days....that would be something to try to explain to your kids.

You know you're the voice in my head, e.