Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Soy makes you gay

Good lord. As if their campaign against cartoon characters weren't enough, now it's tofu that's making men gay.

Surely, they must be joking.


Bramley Apple Pies! said...

Well, Duh. Who didn't know this. It's in the same category of quiche!

Didn't RTFA

Doug said...

And I used to think that I had issues... but this guy's secret past of being felt up in the organic food aisle by some Wesley Yoeman type character seems to put all our pasts to shame.

By the way, what the hell is a "medicrat". Apparently some type of evil, gay, democratic doctor. No doubt out to make the rest of the free world as gay as they are because that seems to cut down on health issues.

If we could all just grow boobs we would be healthy.

Coaster Punchman said...

I'm speechless. And yet strangely craving a soy quiche.

Old Lady said...

Well, that just settles everything doesn't it!