Weird Al Yankovic-I lost on Jeopardy

This one's for you, Tenacious

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Tenacious S said…
Thanks, Mindy! I'm honored. Dang, I'm having some serious fun with all of this. I also am developing a nasty internet habit. Do they have a patch or some gum?
9:01 pm
Coaster Punchman said…
Yes. It's called getting fired. Or divorced.
12:05 am
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