Monday, February 19, 2007

I Heart Mandy


I have a crush on Mandy Patinkin. Sadly, though, it's not this handsome-tenor Mandy that I love.


Nor is it this swashbuckling-Inigo-Montoya Mandy that haunts my dreams. Or even the smarty-pants Chicago Hope Mandy, who would have been fine were he not eclipsed by that dishy Adam Arkin.


No, I have a crush on Orthodox Mandy from Yentl. I wonder if this transfers to Lubavitchers? Probably not. Beards require trimming, plus I like to keep my Friday night options open. (Let's face it...sometimes it's been a long week and all you really want is a book and a bath, no matter how great the mitzvah.)

But Avigdor? I can hear THAT, Papa.

4 comments:

kirelimel said...

for me, it's Inigo. Oh, Inigo.

Echo said...

What about "Dead Like Me" Chicagoan-Mandy???

Coaster Punchman said...

What a whore.

OMG, did I say that outloud???

Melinda June said...

Somehow I knew that about you, Kirstin.

I not of this Mandy. Is he a sexpot like Avigdor?

Watch your mouth, smartass. Are you talking about me or Mandy?