Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Fork or Vampire

My right palm bears two distinctive puncture marks, making my whole hand a bit numb and tingly. (Not to mention stinging in pain.)

a) Did I hear a knock on my door, think it was the Ocado man, open it to invite the caller in, only later to realise it was a vampire who, though stronger than a normal man, was easily pushed back out because he fought like a girl, but who did manage to bite my hand while I was pulling his hair?
OR
b) Did I Accidentally stab myself in the hand with a fork while unloading the dish drainer?

Hint: The offender was suspended in my hand against gravity, and had to be pulled out at some resistance.

4 comments:

Tenacious S said...

OK, those made for some hilarious mental images. I prefer the vampire image. Pretty tricky.

Melinda June said...

I do, too. Sadly, I'm not that cool.

kirelimel said...

"Hint: The offender was suspended in my hand against gravity, and had to be pulled out at some resistance."

I thought maybe it was that annoying "magician" David Blane.

Bubs said...

OWWW...how f*cking sharp do you keep your forks, or how aggressively do you unload your dishwasher?

Oww.

Same thing happened to me once with a hypodermic syringe.