My right palm bears two distinctive puncture marks, making my whole hand a bit numb and tingly. (Not to mention stinging in pain.)
a) Did I hear a knock on my door, think it was the Ocado man, open it to invite the caller in, only later to realise it was a vampire who, though stronger than a normal man, was easily pushed back out because he fought like a girl, but who did manage to bite my hand while I was pulling his hair?
b) Did I Accidentally stab myself in the hand with a fork while unloading the dish drainer?
Hint: The offender was suspended in my hand against gravity, and had to be pulled out at some resistance.