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I'd rather have Tourette's... 'Cause then I'd have an excuse to scream vulgarities in public at Shrub supporters. Hehehe...
I think I have a mild form of Tourettes. Ever since my ex-friend Theresa expressed sincere concern about my talking to myself in the bathroom after she overheard me doing it, I've tried to keep tabs on it and I CAN'T STOP! I often wonder how many steps I am removed from screaming "WHORE!" at random passers-by.
Mild narcolepsy wouldn't be that bad. If you fell asleep in a meeting because you were bored or just had a late night you could blame the illness and no one would be the wiser.
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